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Homecoming week

Joanie Robinson

Hallways decorated, you can feel the excitement,
all of this hype is giving you enlightenment.
Honk 4 Seniors! painted in cars,
People dressed like they’re from Mars!
Teachers yelling at students to calm down,
but how is that possible with all the excitement around?
This week is going to be fun,
when they drum line starts beating on their drums.
It only comes once a year,
so don’t forget to wear all your gear.
Things are going to be crazy this week,
so make sure you get enough sleep.
SENIORS!

Joanie Robinson has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Joanie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Joanie's latest works:

Homecoming week

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:56