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'!' he exclaimed.
'?' I asked him, and he paused '...'
',' he hesitated, so i added a sidenote
'( )' and he added something '&'
'£' specifying the price.
and I stopped '.'

Good Poet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 16/10/09. Read more of Good's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Good's latest works:

Psychological Aspect

Submitted Jun 4th 2011, 13:55

Coins jammed up my helmet,

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 15:47

Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:25