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Ho, Oh Ho Babe

Robert Hawkins

How does when know?
I took that snort.
Oh,ho babe?
Know the view?
Looking up.
My head your legs spread?
Trust me babe.
It's a view?
With your eyes closed.
Facing your soft fertile delta.
I Bobby in the name.
These thighs.
Republic of Texas.
All English women?
Preculde otherwise.
Damn straight.
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bobby

note; girl? you there? I can't see your tit's?

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51