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Turner Crotchkey
out from the outhouse, the albatross flew
past William who was occupied sniffing some glue
while Steven was busy warming his pew
Robert had elephant shit on his shoes
Joseph was sad, with a case of the blues
as Edward was reading "Hitler Testicle News"
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: