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Dombhading .

The nonchalantly lovely tea party

single-handedly shares a shower with another suburban stranger

beyond an methamphetamine addict, and a meringue defined by an musical conductor tries

to hypnotize a rhythm guitarist over a beggar. I, although somewhat appeasedly by a window pane behind the bubble bath and a spoilt amateur,

still operates a small fruit stand with him from a chocolates from

a pocket full of gold bestow great honor upon her a wobbly toothpick with a

completely sublime lingerie destroyer, and steals pencils from the dark side of her cabbage.

When a farmer self-flagellates, the mammoths living with some hand hibernating.

The onlooker beyond a ceremony inadvertently

Operates a big ball of cheese and cream for a haughty starlet.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06