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Gramineae Rainne

Six years ago,
I woke up at night and slept during the day

Five years ago,
I fell after a drink and stood up one inch taller

Four years ago,
I died of an accident and came back to life armored

Three years ago,
I got myself a lover, a son and a friend

One year ago,
I was invited to go fishing and got lost in the sea

Today,
I am waiting for him to say:
You are safe with me, baby.

Gramineae Rainne has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 16/3/09. Read more of Gramineae's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Gramineae's latest works:

History

Submitted Mar 22nd 2009, 09:40

Insect

Submitted Mar 22nd 2009, 09:33

The 7th Floor

Submitted Mar 17th 2009, 18:02