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His Penis

Teen Queen

His penis amde me dance and think of happy things
When I sucked this boy off I felt as if I had wings
I want nothing more ot suck him some more
But see his penis was severed in the war
Though I didn't want because I loved him so
I cursed him and teased him and told him he had to go
Because everytime I saw him all I could think of was his penis
And he couldn't possbily ever again....hit this.
=(

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

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Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

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Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12