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Heyday on the 4th

Robert Gregory

Lakeside, fireside
Camp-side, beer-side
Hit me, hit it
I fold , pass it
Fire it up,
Double down,
Set‘em up
Pass it around.
I’m empty, damn it!
Fill my cup.
A 4th of July heyday
'til the cops showed up!

Robert Gregory has published another poem since joining on 27/3/09. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

From Hero To Human, 1983

Submitted Apr 21st 2009, 20:14

Heyday on the 4th

Submitted Mar 27th 2009, 05:11