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Hey, sequel to the my best poem "Hey"

Robert Hawkins

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tit.
Very Bad Poetry we suck long ass slopping wet gravity given down to bellybutton tits.
Ate her lunch she ate slippery summer sasuage heat her passion rammed a finger up my ashole.
Slimy clit biting down feeling her juice flow bitch.
Screams, Very Bad Poetry sumbitch bite me again.
I suck cum you suck lube-juice.
You sorry sumbitchen clit licken sack of belly of pussy juice sap fuckin cheap motherfuckin Siberian-Texan cheap sack of shit.
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bobby

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Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51