Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 758

Very Bad Archive

Hey Mel

Turner Crotchkey

Hey Mel, whats that smell ?
I'm smokin'

whadda ya smokin' ?
I'm smokin' a piece of chalk

Hey Mel, are ya smokin' a piece of dogshit?

Yeah, I'm smokin' a piece of dogshit

As long as its imported

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Fairview rug

Submitted Oct 23rd, 03:12

Sarah the Idiot

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:25

Rats ate my Bates Floaters

Submitted Sep 26th, 10:14