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Poem 1168

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Hey Johnny Depp

reckless pleasuremonger

Of course my heart belongs to another man;
But I will always be your most adoring fan.

reckless pleasuremonger has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of reckless's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of reckless's latest works:

Saturday Night

Submitted Nov 7th 2009, 17:46

Hey Johnny Depp

Submitted Nov 28th 2008, 19:49