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Poem 1097

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Hey Culligan Man!

Bob Jones

If I search all around
For that bubbling sound
Might its source, in due course,
Prove to be underground?

Oh, good grief! Could that smell
Wafting up from the well
Mean the role of that hole
Is the venting of Hell?

Quickly, we need a plan!
Drop your watering can,
Let it fall while I call
For the Culligan Man.

Bob Jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bob's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bob's latest works:

Hey Culligan Man!

Submitted Nov 8th 2008, 16:54

Can You Hear It?

Submitted Oct 29th 2008, 12:02

Woman at the Office

Submitted Oct 27th 2008, 14:09