Very Bad Archive
Hey Culligan Man!
Bob Jones
If I search all around
For that bubbling sound
Might its source, in due course,
Prove to be underground?
Oh, good grief! Could that smell
Wafting up from the well
Mean the role of that hole
Is the venting of Hell?
Quickly, we need a plan!
Drop your watering can,
Let it fall while I call
For the Culligan Man.
Bob Jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bob's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bob's latest works: