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Poem 738

Very Bad Archive

Hey

Robert Hawkins

Fuck them.
Fuck you.
VBP,,jeeze.
No fuckin clue.
Total assholes.
Anybody,,at all.
Seriously.
Give a fuck.
Look at the,
Fuckin, god-damn shit.
Suck-fuckin poems.
These fuckin assholes take.
TOTAL FUCKIN SHIT.
And do remember.
STEVE WAKELING,
Never been around twat.
He SUCKS MY DICK.
---------
BOBBY

Note;
Kiss My Fuckin Ass.
Damn sure.
Wakeling has the lips for it.
Fuckin asshole mother-fuckin creep.
One way fuckin asshole.
Don't believe me?
Read the shit that SOB wrote.
Poet, only if crash landed on him from Mars.
Fuckin ASSHOLE CREEP.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Emily Reeve Loves Bobby

Submitted Jun 16th, 17:03

I Get No Pussy

Submitted Jun 10th, 23:13

You Know I'm Sorry? Right? Then Fuck You

Submitted May 17th, 21:58