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Her, the Cat, and the Bird
Scott Shiflett
Well she pooped and she farted and she fell on the floor. And the wind from her butt blew the cat out the door. And the moon was shining brightly on the nipples of her tits. And a little bird singing sweet chicken shit.
Scott Shiflett has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Scott's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Scott's latest works: