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Help me!!!

Lu Quade

What i need now is a
Deus ex machina.
I'm pleading for an old world disease
miraculous yellow pocks,
or a fever of any shade.
Hit by a falling horse,
unexpected but welcome...
like a meteorite to the head.
An act of god or nature will do.

Wake up Luke,
this is just a
dream
dream dream
dream dream dream.
dream dream dream dream dream.

Lu Quade has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 6/5/09. Read more of Lu's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lu's latest works:

The Human Ruins of Romanticism

Submitted Jun 21st 2009, 20:36

Help me!!!

Submitted May 6th 2009, 17:02

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Submitted May 6th 2009, 17:00