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Hedgehog

Wass Patty

Porky and sharp
Not smooth like gills from a Carp
It burrows till it’s asleep
Doesn’t even poke his head out for a peep
You cant even hold it because if you do
Its sharp points will penetrate you
It squeaks and it snorts
It loves its forts
Their made out of clothes
It sit and it loathes
Contemplating what
Damn hedgehog

Wass Patty has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Wass's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Wass's latest works:

Hedgehog

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 06:19