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Hatred in My Eyes

Dombhading .

I cannot contain myself with joy.

I leaped lazily with hatred.

He is not good at finding boring things to do.

He’s freaking pretty.

The supreme bliss that we know the delight of being as one.

One, two, three, four. I abhor you.

We are first-degree cousins.

Oh, yes!

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06