Very Bad Poetry

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Happy Birthday Sophie

Jamie Scott

sophie warren, isn't she pretty?
of course, she's a regular fitty,
not a single ounce of fat,
i would totally bone that,
and have you seen her new hair?
hell to the fuckin' YEAH!


happy birthday soph x

Jamie Scott has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jamie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jamie's latest works:

Angst!

Submitted Jun 4th 2009, 03:38

HOW TO BEWILDER A BUILDER

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:43

The Suekeeper

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:01