Very Bad Archive
Happened Grain
Robert Hawkins
Somewhere on Saturday night,
I lost Sunday and Monday too.
I remember leaving but how I got back Is only vageries.
Marla woke me up sitting on my piss hard on.
Marla, Get off your going to bust my bladder,
Or I'm going to douche you with pee.
Bobby, Leave that other girl be.
Girl?? Who?
You left me passed out in my car and she is still out cold in the bushes by your front door.
Who?
Thats the bitch from JJs that you were screwing in a stall of the ladies room.
Your lucky the manager likes
you,
Or did you screw her too.
What?
And who was that cop who came by?
She said came by to smoke a doobie with you.
She started laughing, she saw you laying there with that big one.
She told to me to have fun.
That she knew she would.
Are you boning her to?
Why? Auhh
Marla, Whats your last name again?
Go see if the bird on my bushes has a pulse.
If she does just shove her out of view.
She will come too behind the bushes.
Have a huge headache and confused.
Hopefully go away to.
That brings us to you.
Before you leave take a cab
and go bring my truck back.
Put some gas in while your at it to.
After you wash it bring it on home.
I'll probably be needing you again by then.
Damn.
Who are you again?
rlh
note: Did that one give you a headache too?
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: