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Half Awake feeling Sleepy!

Half Awake

Though i am named Half Awake
Why is it that i always want to sleep?
May be its all fake!
May be its all deep!

Though i am named Half Awake
Why is it that i always want to dream?
May be its all fake!
May be its all cream!

Though i am named Half Awake
Why is it that i always want to scream?
May be its my boss!
May be its the economy!

Half Awake has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Half's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Half's latest works:

Urge!!##

Submitted Mar 24th 2011, 12:53

Half Awake feeling Sleepy!

Submitted Mar 10th 2009, 14:27

Uhh la la! On the beach!

Submitted Jan 6th 2009, 12:43