Very Bad Archive
Hairspray Holdout
Brown Star
It holds your hair so you don't look square
Tougher than a piece of bamboo
Tougher than a lion's claw
Hairspray the light of my life
It makes my scalp shine
Oh what a pity if I don't have any
Just go to the store and ask for some more.
Brown Star has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brown's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brown's latest works: