Very Bad Poetry

A pedophiles and a poets really do love their first editions.
The skunk sat on a stump, the skunk thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Sorry,
I thought you might doze off.
Could I get you a aequeosalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic?

(for those of you at home)
(just a mineral water)
(but think the chump that)
(wrote this knows that?)

Does this have meaning to you?
"Prefers their own caresses since satisfaction received coincides with enjoyment given."
If it does then your masturbating to much.

A famous French dude Richelieu.
And one of my favorites for keeping his cool.
Caught his ole lady in flagrante delicto.
And said.
"Madame, you really must be more careful. Suppose it had been someone else who found you like this."

But it was Caligula who had just the right words to make any girl swoon.
"Off comes this head whenever I give the word."
Believe it or not ole Caligula got himself a lot
of babes with that line.
Must be the best pick-up line in all history.
rlh

note;
My momma Jean-Paul Sartre tole me that she had the church ban whatever I write.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: