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HR Snap n Snatch
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner
I knew a girl who lifted weights, her specialty was the snatch.
A girl with muscles like she had, was really quite a catch.
I met her man one day, nice guy, a very successful rapper.
She must have a pet turtle now, he kept talking 'bout her snapper.
He said has to watch himself when he feeds it every day
Cuz if that snapper clamps down on him, it's tough to get away.
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samuel Vincent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samuel Vincent's latest works: