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HAIKU MEDLEY

Vlad Olsta

This first one I wrote when I was a kid:

Bleeding Hedgehogs Scream
The Hot August Sun Beats Down
The Lawnmower Wins

(They gave me drugs after that one!) Moving on to my concern for the global food supply:

Sterile Chickens Mate
Their Love Produce No Offspring
How Can I Eat Eggs?

Wising up fast as the first white member of the Black Panther Party, I dedicated my life to the struggle of International Communism at the ripe age of 14:

Haiku Is Ancient Tool
Landlord Fool Peasant With It
Not ME, Chairman Mao!

Vlad Olsta has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Vlad's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Vlad's latest works:

Training Ice

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 13:57

HAIKU MEDLEY

Submitted Feb 10th 2010, 08:34