Very Bad Poetry

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Guilty

Poe et Poet

In an effort to avoid suspicion, I look like an idiot.

No mother, I wasn't looking at hardcore, gay porn. Hahaha. You think I was? Hahaha.

Are you even thinking? I promise I wasn't looking at gay porn. H-hahaha.

Hehehe. Really what do you think I am? Gay? Hahaha. Ignore the redness my face.

I was just exercising you see.
The blushing will go away.
Ignore the boner in my pants.

Poe et Poet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Poe et's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Poe et's latest works:

Poem before eternity.

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:30

The World we know.

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 17:05

Inspirational Death.

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:29