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Grog Meat

Bruce Couillard

Slurple grog meat
Gelatin cup
Dip it in
And drink it up
Bridge drool lick
Nose your pick
Turn Your Stomach
With a stick

Bruce Couillard has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bruce's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bruce's latest works:

Grog Meat

Submitted Sep 9th 2009, 23:26