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Green Salad
Shuvasish Sharma
I felt like my stomach was going all topsy-turvy;
When i came out to the streets feeling really burpy.
A war was raging down there in my stomach;
As Germany has just set frankfurter amuck.
England replied with fish and chips;
And they clashed with the German heaps.
While i soliloquised, "to sit or not to sit";
France invaded my stomach with red meat.
Japan marched ahead with sushi, armored with chopsticks, looking for an easy win;
America's brow rose, and my belly was assailed by kentucky fried chicken.
they fought hard, and noxious gases came out of you know what i mean;
As i belly-danced, some asshole behind me captured it with a handycam.
After millions of years of wandering, i came upon a comfort room, i rejoiced with a jump.
But pizzas declared war as well,so please excuse me, for it is time i took a dump.
Shuvasish Sharma has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shuvasish's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shuvasish's latest works: