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Green Phlegm

Mark Walker

Oh, you viscous substance of my noggin
I propel you forth upon my exhale-waggon
You worthless sticky goo-glob
You sinus-product with no job

It is you that I give
It is for you that I live

Who else but you is more of a sleaze?
You, the superstar of my sneeze!

God Bless You!

Mark Walker has published another poem since joining on 29/1/11. Read more of Mark's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mark's latest works:

Green Phlegm

Submitted Jan 29th 2011, 10:35

Green Phlegm

Submitted Jan 29th 2011, 10:30