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Grandpa Across Lead Red Sea..got stuck in the mud,, he dead,, I Moses Will Lead!

Robert Hawkins

So have formalites ensued?
"Operator CD?"
You buy me a new one?
Bitch,,,,if I got to fuck to more "Cold Play" fuck that noise.
I want some "Audioslave."
Mean-time,,, you damn straight,, our downtime.
You fat ass,, I'm going to get Inca on you.
I will cornhole you.
You ever wonder what it would be like to have a corncob?
Up your tight ass?
Jeese bitch your to wierd.
And I'm a lonely damn hick beating my meat.
In a port-a-pot 46 miles outside.
Alpine Texas.
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bobby

note; and I have a big dick.
Sayse lotsa yo yankees?
Be doing the same but with little dicks.
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fuck-you damn creeps. Emily Reeve .09

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51