Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 616

Very Bad Archive

Grandma Robot Takes A Vacation

julia flores

WORK:

Morning coffee tombstone days
Concentration
Job anxiety
Control shirts
File Bottle Swig (ha ha ha ha ha ha)

HOME:

Dinner beans
Dog rug nobody
Letter mirror nobody
Saturday routine
Golf Monday
...smile...idea...

PERSONAL APPEARANCE:

Hairdresser
Holiday wig
Evening wig
Costume hair afternoon
Thursday wardrobe

TRAVEL:

Train
Railroad restaurant
Laugh meal coffee nothing
Whisky
Cigar yawn bed

HOTEL:

Hotal entry
Birds carpets
Portrait collection
Sofa
Armchairs furnishings
Velvet everything
Manager information village
Television actor tea radio
Crosswords knitting
Desk books magazines
Business telegrams
Telephone operators

ROOM:

Room rules
Bed
Hat
Room things
Drawer curtains
Mirror
Rug valise corner
Clock
Paper envelope pencil
Novel
--Sleep--
Omelette door knock Sunday
Flowers tea breakfast envelope
City awareness

TOWN:

City morning
Vacationers noise languages
Coffee doughnuts cafe
Stairway bench
Bakery violets
Corner bar

MANSION (Open To The Public):

Thursday visit
Yard gates
Garden Tea
Flowers sun
Fruit sky everything
Laughter sundial
Afternoon grapes
Drink time everyone

MANSION CEMETERY:

Gravestone landscape weeds Dandelions nothing

TRAVEL:

Train
Railroad restaurant
Laugh meal coffee nothing
Whisky
Cigar yawn bed

HOME:

Dinner beans
Dog rug nobody
Letter mirror nobody
Saturday routine
Golf Monday
...smile...idea...

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Note: Nouns courtesy of:

Microsoft Access 2002 Introductory Concepts and Techniques - by Shelly Cashman Pratt

Murder in the Title - by Simon Brett

Murder in the Mews - by Agatha Christie

Murder in Montmartre - by Cara Black

julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

A UNICORN AND HIS BEACHBALL

Submitted Oct 6th, 07:01

Cast Your Bread Upon

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01

Cast Your Bread

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01