Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 650

Very Bad Archive

Grandma Robot Pretends She's An Actress

julia flores

(machinery system unit functioning)

actress bottle
dress hat photographers
season event
three people yesterday

bedroom doctor visitors
linoleum nurses meals trays
bed sun

islands trip
parrot island

notepaper roses lilies basket
ice tray bottles cocktails
dinner dress
voice chatter
twelve stairs
brocade walls
mustache dinner table
iron remarks

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note - nouns swiped from:

A Farewell to Legs - by Jeffrey Cohen

The Body in the Library - by Agatha Christie

Snobbery With Violence - by Marion Chesney

The Tavern in the Morning - by Alys Clare

A Series of Murders - by Simon Brett

Peril at End House - by Agatha Christie

Double Sin and Other Stories - by Agatha Christie

Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary - Tenth Edition

julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

A UNICORN AND HIS BEACHBALL

Submitted Oct 6th, 07:01

Cast Your Bread Upon

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01

Cast Your Bread

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01