Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 2009

Very Bad Archive

Got to

Frequent Phil

Got to be a thinker
Got to be a great man

Got to be a thinker
Got to be a great man

Cannot be a stinker
Got to have a masterplan

Sunday morning coming down

Yeah...

Frequent Phil has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Frequent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Frequent's latest works:

Honorable Mention The Art of Influence

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 18:05

All The World

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 18:04

Turpentine

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 18:03