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Gossip, Emily Reeve an Honey De.

Robert Hawkins

Queen Charlottes Islands.
Gave birth to Prince William Sound.
Queen Maud's Land.
Upon hearing this usurpation.
Belcher Islands.
Conspired with Mt. St. Elias.
For a quickie with Greenland.
Through James Bay.
Queen Maud Land gave birth to,
Antarctica.
Kara Sea?
Was a secret.
Till Mt. St. Helen's,
Blew the whole thing.
According to Emily Reeve.
Skiing in the East Siberian Sea.
And Honey De.
Relaxing on her yacht,"Hudson Bay."
Anchored off Meta Incognita Peninsula.
Wteve Sakeling.
On mighty Mt. Erebus.
Steaming to this day.
rlh

Note; Julia,,sorry i tend to goof around.
Yall do good work.
luv yall bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51