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Good Times with You

ryan konieczka

I saw you today,
and i like your face.
I follow you to much my friends say
and you may spray me with mace.

I like how big your closet is,
its big enough for me to fit.
You sleep so quietly as i watch,
I even bring my spy kit.

We have such good times together, when i sit and whisper to you.
Even though you didn't hear me, the words i say are true.

ryan konieczka has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of ryan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of ryan's latest works:

Good Times with You

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 07:54