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Good Curling

F Gott Fitzer

The hard sleek granite stone
glides on the ice,
gently turning,
its path guided by the force of the swift brooms melting the frost ahead.
Harder, harder,
to the button,
it arrives at it's destination to the adulation of the crowd.

F Gott Fitzer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of F Gott's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of F Gott's latest works:

Leaves

Submitted Oct 31st 2009, 14:08

Good Curling

Submitted Oct 31st 2009, 13:56

Evening with Eve

Submitted Jan 1st 2009, 18:43