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God I hate robert hawkins

Mister Underhill

Happy I will be
if I never see
Ah, fuck the rhyming!
Enough is enough, motherfucker!
How much of that crap do you expect us to read?

Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

God I hate robert hawkins

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:07

The elusive monarch butterfly long version

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:03

Oh poop

Submitted Nov 5th 2008, 02:45