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Poem 2553

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Get off my leg.

Dirk Buttley

Let me sleep.

Please, let me sleep.

Tapping into my brain now
is like reopening a three-week
old keg.

Gone with the foam is my prose.

Dirk Buttley has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dirk's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dirk's latest works:

Carbonate My Head

Submitted Jun 14th 2010, 17:12

Get off my leg.

Submitted May 1st 2010, 16:48

Really? No. Really!

Submitted Jan 11th 2010, 17:06