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Fuck Dulce Station Pizza

Broken Fence Matricide

I couldn't hit the brakes
They breaked
My hit breaked

Will you please hit the delete button?
No, it broked
This website is run by robot monkeys
The same ones that appear on your stupid family crest

Your stupid fear of gryphons
And King Missile
Kept me from calling that phone number
On that twenty dollar bill at the circus
Like what the fuck?

NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!

I'm kicking you to hell
I forgot how to speak
Stop eating chocolate
Eat granite instead
It makes you WHACKY!!!
Actually, no
It just gives you lice

Please don't read this

Broken Fence Matricide has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/7/08. Read more of Broken Fence's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Broken Fence's latest works:

Fuck Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Aug 22nd 2008, 00:53

sleepio's

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 17:07

Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 01:22