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Fruits

Nicki Bryniczka

A watermelon
Red, Green, and Black
I love watermelon
I wish i could balance one on my head
That would be fun

I also like grapes
Their fun to throw at people
They're green and purple

Apples are also good
I like throwing them at my dog
He can be a real pain

Ya, so food is pretty good,
especially fruits.
Delicious

Nicki Bryniczka has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nicki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nicki's latest works:

Fruits

Submitted May 11th 2009, 07:04

That Mole

Submitted May 1st 2009, 07:14

That Mole

Submitted May 1st 2009, 07:07