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Poem 1488

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Taintjuice McGillicutty

I was so angry

That I bypassed her pancreas
The husk of a nectarine
That I eschewed the withered plantain
Of her jejunum
That I discarded her kidneys
Two knotty pears
And bit into her ovary
Like an overripe apple
Mealy and coppery
The juice in my chin-beard.

O! how many babies just died in my mouth?

Taintjuice McGillicutty has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Taintjuice's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Taintjuice's latest works:

Jeremiah Hackett

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 07:23

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Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 07:23