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From Grandpa

Tonia Johnson

I wish I was a little fish.
I wish I was a bass.
I'd climb upon the rocks and
reeves,
And slide down on my
hands and knees.

Tonia Johnson has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Tonia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Tonia's latest works:

From Grandpa

Submitted Feb 8th 2009, 02:12