Very Bad Poetry

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Friendliest Friend

Dombhading .

I have a very pretty
friend, Whitney.

Not Houston; Whitney the Pooh

Let’s get together and play sometime!

We are both pretty and cuddly.

I cannot see you.

Do you see me? Roger, roger!

He’s the bestest best

Don’t cry my child;

Onions are only allowed to cry!

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06