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France

Turner Crotchkey

when I get outta this straightjacket,

I'm gonna move to France

I'll dine on snails and French Fries,
and chocolate covered ants

I'll do the twist the jerk and frug,
every hip Parisan dance

then climb the Eifel Tower wearing only underpants

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00