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Found Poem In The Key Of Spam

Fuschia Groan

OVERWHELMINGLY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Intercourse is more mutually-rewarding

in the numbness

of a tenth backtrack.

Nothing like it.

The sin paranoia of your knockout whim

is my pillowcase,

my plateful of quiet.

Pay attention to this message.

You are to circulate through me

like an internal document.

Any med for your girl to be happy.

Fuschia Groan has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Fuschia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Fuschia's latest works:

Found Poem In The Key Of Spam

Submitted Aug 20th 2008, 20:14