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Samuel Vincent Boxleitner

Niagra Falls
Viagra calls
This trip will be so scenic

But without that little purple pill, the sex will be anemic.

Samuel Vincent Boxleitner has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samuel Vincent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samuel Vincent's latest works:

Fat Ass

Submitted Oct 19th 2010, 04:02

Egomaniac

Submitted Aug 13th 2010, 19:04

Awareness

Submitted Aug 13th 2010, 18:57