Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 3421

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For a New You

Dombhading .

Read my poem for you might get caught in a snowstorm;

Volcanoes do erupt pretty badly.

Good job everyone! Hand me the glue gun.

Kill him! Spray him some mayonnaise!

If the incandescent light bulb wears out, do not eat the silken tofu.

Hand me over the TV remote control.

Oh no, the adorable goldfish is so expensive!

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06