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Robert Hawkins

In the the was creation.
A mistake was made?
You came about?
I can hear the cries, "That snail ain't mine,, no shit.
Fuck it ,,, female,,, chunk it in de River Thymes.
Of course only as we third world?
In the UK?
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note: Hey,, fuckin limey?
Want match wits.
Public blog?
Try me???
Your third world.
Glibbing,,, glubbing.
Barest of etching contemporary
Surely?
You weren't expecting a parade?
Note; futher,, whom wiil
you send again't me now?
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It's not that I'm all that busy.
But to take on another cripple.
Fuck you.
See VBP.
We at VBP poetry.
Well there is no getting around it we like you.

You are good,,, no shit.
Now bug someone who gives a damn.
Fuckin,,, creep.
staff at VBP,, all of 2009
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bobby

tiscit a tiskat England?
Like any body gives a damn?
Bout England?
England only wish they had a basket.
The whole island is going to hell in a handbasket.
Glad I'm in Texas.
bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51