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Fluffy, My Love

Egbert Newhouser

the Nun has got an attitude, she acts all huffy,

got a big mustache and she looks a little scruffy

Mas drunk every morning, her good eye is puffy

I got a four legged gal, and I calls her Fluffy.

Egbert Newhouser has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Egbert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Egbert's latest works:

Republican Love Sonnet

Submitted Jun 10th 2009, 09:54

Newt Sucks Shit in the Moonlight

Submitted Jun 10th 2009, 09:22

Fluffy, My Love

Submitted May 28th 2009, 04:03