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Fleas Don't Bite Honey De

Robert Hawkins

From the moment of conception.
Life takes,
A destiny of it's own.
In mankinds case,
A life ticket going one way.
Your 'ETD.'
(estimated time of death)
Maybe seven decades.
More sometimes less.
Mostly less.
Or never get the chance.
Winding up in a Nuevo Laredo.
Abortion clinic pan.
You get one ticket.
One way.
That summation.
That will be your life.
Like a train ride.
You can relax.
Look out the windows.
Absorb life scenes.
Enjoy the view.
Or get left in a lurch.
With the mutual admiration society.
Engrossed in thought.
In coach.

Your own thoughts.
Can be as living blossoms,
Borne by the human tree.
There will always be those.
Support with naught but contempt.
For the human tree,
Bearing to much fruit.
Ignore pseudo big brains.
Do and say what's you.
There's nothing to be done.
For the head.
With the consistency and density.
Of pure bone.
Many are in the province,
Of the 'Peter Principle.'
But how the hell would they ever know?
Would you?
rlh

note;
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
So go to school to learn, instead of packing a gun.
....Honey De, 07

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51