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First Kiss

anna karenina

It was not the way I thought it would be,
It was not like the movies I usually see,
Not like the pictures or the poetry,
But like getting stung on the lips by a honey bee

It was not as precious as it was promised to me,
Nor was it so special the way it must be,
No, it was dull, blank, and dreary,
It tasted like dirt, mud and boogies

anna karenina has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of anna's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of anna's latest works:

My Friend Joey

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:45

My Friend Jerry

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:43

I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 16:27